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Roast My App

Join the Discord, post in the roast-my-app forum, and get your app reviewed for free by David during the next live VC call

No application fee · Community-first reviews · Built for founders who want blunt feedback

Post your app. Get it roasted live.

This page is the entry point: join the Discord, open the roast-my-app forum, and create a post. David (@david_attisaas) uses those threads to prepare reviews for the next community VC.

01

Join the Discord

Enter the community first so you can access the forum and hear when the next live VC starts.

02

Post in roast-my-app

Create a thread with your app link, screenshots, and the exact kind of feedback you want.

03

Show up to the VC

David reviews submitted apps live for free during the next Discord voice call.

What to include in your post

Better threads get better reviews. Give enough context so David can react to the real problem instead of guessing.

  • Your app name and a working App Store, Play Store, or website link
  • 2 to 5 screenshots or a short explanation of the current onboarding or paywall
  • What you want feedback on: ASO, onboarding, monetization, positioning, screenshots, or growth
  • A quick sentence on your target user so the review has context

What you get

  • Direct feedback from David
  • Live comments on what looks weak, confusing, or expensive
  • Specific ideas you can test after the call
  • Free exposure inside the Discord community

Quick reminder

After joining, head straight to the roast-my-app forum and open a new thread so your app is in the queue for the next live call.

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